morning. this one from ross. seasons greetings bitch is the subject line. he was the one i suggested i kill myself -- >> he started out with season's greetings -- he is propagaiting the war on christmas. >> yes. >> stephanie: kill yourself and then hide the gun. >> what? >> i suppose while you were falling to the floor, you could kick it across the room under the couch. >> stephanie: right. >> maybe. >> stephanie: okay. >> he should look into the war on logic. >> stephanie: this is a little more to the point. to quote from another white tiny brain's guy jimmy hoffa, jr., yours bitch! that goes over in your fbi file. >> thank you. >> stephanie: bob writes this message brought to you by a white fox viewer. i'm smart enough to not listen to your dried up [ censor bleep ]. so have a nice christmas bitch. you are listening to the right orifice, because i don't -- there is nothing going on down there. [ crickets chirping ] >> and dried up old eggs. [ wind blowing ] >> stephanie: and this guy john was our personal favorite. because ahe couldn't get out of the subject line.